worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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