also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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