3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
They took my balls.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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