No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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