forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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