i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
where does the pee come out of this thing
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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