the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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