is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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