Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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