Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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