I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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