Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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