Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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