The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Randomize
