I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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