I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
she told me i tasted like america
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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