You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
