yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
What drink are we having for lunch?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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