If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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