I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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