If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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