Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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