Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
ttyl tear gas
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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