i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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