Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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