He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
im holly from the hills drunk
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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