She announced her abortion via fbk
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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