I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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