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Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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