in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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