I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️