u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish