Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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