I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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