Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
either way he was missing a nipple.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?