Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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