Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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