I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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