"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You can't special order awesome
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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