Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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