I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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