I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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