dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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