Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
