if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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