Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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