I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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