He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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