So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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