yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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