You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?