Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
it glows. i had to have it.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.