oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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