yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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