super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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