She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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